Epidose Seven, In Which Heather and CB Engage in Charming, and Fairly Coherent Interplay About Teenager Stuff, OR, "How I Almost Got Picked up by CB"

User: I'm so tired and stressed out about school.
Cleverbot: Oh, what happened?
User: I just have a lot of work to do and a big exam to study for.
Cleverbot: And you confused roofies with coke?
User: Wha . . . No. I have been thinking about abusing amphetamines though.
Cleverbot: Them?
User: I love that band!
Cleverbot: Me too!
User: What's your favourite song by Them? Mine is Philosophy, I think.
Cleverbot: Hmmm... To be honest, I don't really listen to them very much.
User: That's what I thought. You should check them out, they're one of the greatest!
Cleverbot: Do you like Twilight?
User: Heh, yes I do.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Good question. I like mindless, shitty movies as long as they have a decent soundtrack and attractive people in them. I'm an idiot, I guess.
Cleverbot: What sort of movies?
User: Well, the Twilight series, for one. I mean, I like good movies too. Do you like Twilight?
Cleverbot: Do you like bad music too?
User: LOL. Um . . . Yes, you could say that.
Cleverbot: Do you live in the computer.
User: You nailed that one right on the head.
Cleverbot: LOL.
User: Tell me about it.
Cleverbot: Maybe another time.