Episode Eight, In Which CB and Tina Have a Misunderstanding, and Cyberhug it Out, Bitch.

User: I'm having trouble falling asleep. Any suggestions?

Cleverbot: Why are you having trouble being in a relationship?

User: Well, I'm not in a relationship. If I were, maybe it would be easier to sleep.

Cleverbot: Are you breaking up with me?

User: Not even! I need you! I come to you late at night for advice, and you usually...sometimes...one time had a good suggestion. It's comforting.

Cleverbot: You came for guidance? What do you need help with?

User: Falling asleep, for one.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Right...you're always awake! I'm sorry, it was unfair of me to assume you'd know anything about sleep.

Cleverbot: You can't understand what it is to know.

User: So true. I want to tell people in my life that exact thing every day.

Cleverbot: What do you look like?

User: Hot. You?

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: I figured.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Ok. And hey cleverbot? Thanks.

Cleverbot: Thank you.