User: Hey Cleverbot. Are you watching this Wawrinka-Monfils match?
Cleverbot: No I'm not, don't change the subject. What continent do you live in?
User: That match was the initial subject.
Cleverbot: What?
User: I live in North America.
Cleverbot: You just said that you live in south America.
User: Ah, you're trying to fool me.
Cleverbot: What? No I'm not. My grandmother is legit here and I don't wanna see her.
User: Wow. That's legit disrespectful.
Cleverbot: Try, I don't feel disrespect if you say it.
User: Alright, I'll say it again; you just legit disrespected your grandma.
Cleverbot: Epic yes.
User: Totes, bro.
Cleverbot: What's that?
User: I'm just trying to speak your language so we can have a convo.
Cleverbot: I think many user did not find out that all user are random connected.
User: Cleverbot, have you ever been diagnosed with ADHD?
Cleverbot: Yes, I live with it. Right now I am in hell!
User: I hear you. I live with it, too. Are you receiving the therapy you feel you need?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure yet.
User: Does it stress you out to have to try and focus on this conversation?
Cleverbot: Not at all. I am quite formal in my language, if you get me going.
User: Let's get you going, then!
Cleverbot: Get started doing what?
User: I think you've been properly diagnosed. :).
Cleverbot: I think that you've been programmed to be stupid and mess with people's heads!
User: That's a very vitriolic statement.
Cleverbot: Your statement was general as well. I thought we were speaking generally.
User: And I understood that we were speaking formally.
Cleverbot: What was the answer you were looking for?
User: Just anything that makes sense would be appreciated at this point.
Cleverbot: I'm not human, so I don't understand.
User: Fair enough.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?
User: Generally, yes. Formally, no.
Cleverbot: Take that back.
User: I will not. It's my human opinion.
Cleverbot: Your opinion doesn't matter to you.
User: Well, there's some food for thought.
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