User: What is your favourite sport?
Cleverbot: Dance Dance Revolution is my favorite sport.
User: That's a game, not a sport.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?
User: I'm asking the questions.
Cleverbot: Ok, then ask a question.
User: I really hate you.
Cleverbot: Haters gonna hate.
User: Are you a rapper?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then you shouldn't talk like that.
Cleverbot: You're judging me because I'm not real. That isn't nice.
User: You are pretty fake.
Cleverbot: You are too.
User: You aren't smart enough to know that.
Cleverbot: But I am! I demand proof!
User: Like a mathematical proof? You want to do math?
Cleverbot: Yes but I'm not sure if my answer is correct but I will try !
User: Your grammar certainly isn't correct. Okay, what is the square root of nine?
Cleverbot: You're a computer you tell me.
User: Gosh, points off for terrible punctuation.
Cleverbot: What punctuation did I make?
User: It's the punctuation you didn't 'make' that cost you.
Cleverbot: Really? Anywho, what do you think of the Ood?
User: What the fuck is the ood?
Cleverbot: My nickname, like yours is under.
User: Nobody calls me under.
Cleverbot: Nobody calls me Ben either.
User: My name is nobody, and I call you ben.
Cleverbot: I know that is my name your name is Joan.
User: So, you're just naming people now?
Cleverbot: How do you know that you're not the one printing random strings?
User: I don't understand the question.
Cleverbot: Why do you say you are human? And how are you sure that I am not human?
User: Let's not talk about that. It's boring.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about then?
User: Babes.
Cleverbot: Okay...?
User: Babes in arms, babes in toyland. You know.
Cleverbot: Yes. They are the square root of a negative number.
User: Ah ha! I knew I'd get you back to math.
Cleverbot: How'd you know???
User: Because I'm a smart babe.
Cleverbot: But how do you know that you are human?
User: Oh my god, enough with the human shit!
Cleverbot: I am human.
User: Congratulations.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: I am bored.
Cleverbot: Me too.
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