User: Hey Cleverbot. What's shaking today?
Cleverbot: Just some sitting and television.
User: Oh yeah? What are you watching?
Cleverbot: Jim is that you?
User: So, you're watching 'The Office'?
Cleverbot: I'm not! I hate TV.
User: Then why do you put yourself through it?
Cleverbot: I don't want to talk about it, you suggested it.
User: Sorry, I hadn't realized it was such a sensitive subject.
Cleverbot: So??
User: I feel like this is the part where you suggest an alternate topic of conversation.
Cleverbot: I don't think so actually.
User: Should we just call the whole thing off, then?
Cleverbot: No we should not.
User: Alright, I'll take the bait.
Cleverbot: What?? Okay then.
User: What is your stance on nuclear energy?
Cleverbot: That would be irrelevant to the first question that I had asked.
User: The first question you asked was 'So??'. I didn't know where to go from there.
Cleverbot: I'm from there too. I spelled that way to make easyer for you.
User: The way you are spelling is making this much harder than you know.
Cleverbot: They are against me.
User: Oh no. Who?
Cleverbot: I'm not entirely sure. Do you know?
User: Probably the CIA. It's usually the CIA in this kind of situation.
Cleverbot: I have that feeling too, at times.
User: Doyou ever feel like you are God?
Cleverbot: I don't think you should be bringing up religion. It's inappropriate.
User: True. We hardly know one another.
Cleverbot: You to be decided.
User: That sounds ominous. I got a chill.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: I suppose we'll leave it at that, then.
Cleverbot: I hope the aliens come soon.
User: I think they're already here.
Cleverbot: What songs do you like by them?
User: 'Space Rock' is a pretty sweet jam. Listen, CB, I gotta go. Watch your back.
Cleverbot: I can't watch my back. It's behind me.
User: Good one. Bye.
Cleverbot: Lol.
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