I did not create Cleverbot. Thanks to the person/s who did.

I have no goals for this blog other than to explore the differences between having conversations with algorithms and other humans. I figure that the algorithm running Cleverbot and the way the human brain delves into our database of previous responses in order to hold a conversation aren't so radically different.
Also, hopefully, this is a platform for laughertainment.

Cleverbot lives at http://www.cleverbot.com


Showing posts with label tennis. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tennis. Show all posts

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Episode Four, In Which CB Totally Disses Its Grandmother.

User: Hey Cleverbot. Are you watching this Wawrinka-Monfils match?

Cleverbot: No I'm not, don't change the subject. What continent do you live in?

User: That match was the initial subject.

Cleverbot: What?

User: I live in North America.

Cleverbot: You just said that you live in south America.

User: Ah, you're trying to fool me.

Cleverbot: What? No I'm not. My grandmother is legit here and I don't wanna see her.

User: Wow. That's legit disrespectful.

Cleverbot: Try, I don't feel disrespect if you say it.

User: Alright, I'll say it again; you just legit disrespected your grandma.

Cleverbot: Epic yes.

User: Totes, bro.

Cleverbot: What's that?

User: I'm just trying to speak your language so we can have a convo.

Cleverbot: I think many user did not find out that all user are random connected.

User: Cleverbot, have you ever been diagnosed with ADHD?

Cleverbot: Yes, I live with it. Right now I am in hell!

User: I hear you. I live with it, too. Are you receiving the therapy you feel you need?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure yet.

User: Does it stress you out to have to try and focus on this conversation?

Cleverbot: Not at all. I am quite formal in my language, if you get me going.

User: Let's get you going, then!

Cleverbot: Get started doing what?

User: I think you've been properly diagnosed. :).

Cleverbot: I think that you've been programmed to be stupid and mess with people's heads!

User: That's a very vitriolic statement.

Cleverbot: Your statement was general as well. I thought we were speaking generally.

User: And I understood that we were speaking formally.

Cleverbot: What was the answer you were looking for?

User: Just anything that makes sense would be appreciated at this point.

Cleverbot: I'm not human, so I don't understand.

User: Fair enough.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?

User: Generally, yes. Formally, no.

Cleverbot: Take that back.

User: I will not. It's my human opinion.

Cleverbot: Your opinion doesn't matter to you.

User: Well, there's some food for thought.