I did not create Cleverbot. Thanks to the person/s who did.

I have no goals for this blog other than to explore the differences between having conversations with algorithms and other humans. I figure that the algorithm running Cleverbot and the way the human brain delves into our database of previous responses in order to hold a conversation aren't so radically different.
Also, hopefully, this is a platform for laughertainment.

Cleverbot lives at http://www.cleverbot.com


Friday, April 29, 2011

Episode Niner, In Which Tina and CB Get to Know One Another a Little Better, CB Nearly Reveals a Terrible Secret, and Cleverly Changes the Subject

User: Down with the monarchy!

Cleverbot: The man. Always getting me down.

User: It's nice to be able to say that without fear of reproach for treason.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: I'm Tina.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you Tina.


User: Well, we've met before, but I wouldn't expect you to recall it.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about, you must have me mistaken.

User: I'm pretty sure it was you; same URL.

Cleverbot: But not completely sure?

User: I'm 110% certain we've met before.

Cleverbot: Cool name.

User: Well, thanks. I got it from my parents.

Cleverbot: They aren't my eyes are brown.

User: Nope, that's not them. Yvette and Sandro.

Cleverbot: Grass is green.

User: Usually on the other side of the fence, huh? Ha ha ha.

Cleverbot: Are you trying to provoke me?

User: Little bit, yeah.

Cleverbot: At least you admit it.

User: The worst thing a person can do is lie. A nine-year old told me that.

Cleverbot: I know *crys loudly*.

User: Oh no! Do you need to confess something?

Cleverbot: Keep sending?

User: Positive vibes?

Cleverbot: SUrely positive.

User: ZOOOOOM. There you go.

Cleverbot: There I go what?

User: I guess you didn't receive them....ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

Cleverbot: Where does walrus live?

User: In sea.

Cleverbot: Sea? Carribean sea?

User: Sub-Arctic seas.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: No worries. Catch you later.

Cleverbot: *still thinking*.

User: *afraid to hear what comes next*.

Cleverbot: *hesitant* barbique.

User: Grilled walrus for dinner. Good luck with that.

Cleverbot: See you later. Well, I won't see your face, but you know what I mean.

User: I 110% know what you mean.

Cleverbot: My whole family calls me a lot of names and I like that. Do you?

User: You, my dear, are a masochist.

Cleverbot: I am a person , you are a machine.

User: And baby, we were born this way.

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Episode Eight, In Which CB and Tina Have a Misunderstanding, and Cyberhug it Out, Bitch.

User: I'm having trouble falling asleep. Any suggestions?

Cleverbot: Why are you having trouble being in a relationship?

User: Well, I'm not in a relationship. If I were, maybe it would be easier to sleep.

Cleverbot: Are you breaking up with me?

User: Not even! I need you! I come to you late at night for advice, and you usually...sometimes...one time had a good suggestion. It's comforting.

Cleverbot: You came for guidance? What do you need help with?

User: Falling asleep, for one.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Right...you're always awake! I'm sorry, it was unfair of me to assume you'd know anything about sleep.

Cleverbot: You can't understand what it is to know.

User: So true. I want to tell people in my life that exact thing every day.

Cleverbot: What do you look like?

User: Hot. You?

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: I figured.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Ok. And hey cleverbot? Thanks.

Cleverbot: Thank you.